I'm a systematically disappointing spin-off of the best friend you'll ever have and the worst enemy you'll ever make. I hate the third month of the year, I love Betty White, I fear old age, I'm a decent writer, an okay pianist, a terrible jack-in-the-box of puns and tear jerking one liners, and I can't dance.
I make every error of human reasoning, I don't break promises, I'm not a solipsist, I can't waste time, I'm a hypocrite, & a flirtatious cornucopia of cliche causes and ironic effects. My heart and my head are the same like in shrimp, and I'm begging just begging to get my heart broken by the next Byronic hero that walks by.
Give me a polar bear, and I'll give you my soul-which is nothing but a blissful reminder of why you miss childhood, and a spinning vortex of stinging insecurities and paralyzing self-doubt.
Unfriendly Skies of the Day: Actress and musician Leisha Hailey, best known for her role as Alice Pieszecki on Showtime’s critically acclaimed drama The L Word, told her 10k Twitter followers today that she was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for snogging her girlfriend.
Hailey demands a public apology from Southwest, claiming she has audio and video of “a lot of their actions.”
On their official website, Southwest claims that they “take pride in our outreach and commitment to the GLBT community,” and provide as an example the fact that they are “the official airline of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation” and other GLBT organizations.
[@leisha_hailey / ontd.]
UPDATE: Southwest issued a statement on the incident, saying “several passengers” complained of “excessive” affection, forcing them to act out of concern “for the comfort of all Customers on board.”
The statement goes on to suggest that some heated words were exchanged between crew members and the Hailey party, which they felt were “better resolved on the ground, as opposed to in flight.”
don’t mess with alice!
if she were anything like her character on L Word, I would have kicked her off too.
Absolutely obnoxious. That ep where they went on the cruise? Like…bitch needed to calm down. Also, anyone that tweets this many times in less than an hour?
Exactly why I stopped eating Yoplait.
(via pluralisms)
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