I'm a systematically disappointing spin-off of the best friend you'll ever have and the worst enemy you'll ever make. I hate the third month of the year, I love Betty White, I fear old age, I'm a decent writer, an okay pianist, a terrible jack-in-the-box of puns and tear jerking one liners, and I can't dance.
I make every error of human reasoning, I don't break promises, I'm not a solipsist, I can't waste time, I'm a hypocrite, & a flirtatious cornucopia of cliche causes and ironic effects. My heart and my head are the same like in shrimp, and I'm begging just begging to get my heart broken by the next Byronic hero that walks by.
Give me a polar bear, and I'll give you my soul-which is nothing but a blissful reminder of why you miss childhood, and a spinning vortex of stinging insecurities and paralyzing self-doubt.
shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:
(( Is it bad that I cried?
I really needed this.
Thank you, quiet place. ))
Reblogging myself.
I still have the tab open.
I really needed this. T__T <3
♥♥♥
Oh god. <3 Going here everyday.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET NEEDS TO CLICK THIS
At first I thought it was an error, but then I got it and it’s like fucking epic. 8D
oh my god<3.
oh wow.
I think I’m just gonna leave this open in a tab cuz it’s really pretty…
THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE NOW
:>
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING.
This really made my day.
This is was so….wow.
reblogging this again.
do it. Every once in a while we all need this.
FAVE post
I didn’t want the little text to go. I was sad when it said goodbye :’( I want the world to be like this forever
:’(:’) BEST POST EVER.
imma go cry now…. D’: i needed this.
I agree that this is nice…but, um. For those of you getting emotional? Welcome to the fact that you have a fucking addiction to the internet.
Because I wasn’t getting emo and “WOW, THIS IS FOR REAL.” I thought “I know, right?” the whole time.
OMGZ REBLOG 4EVRR
(Source: did-you-kno, via wolfteeth-and-ravenquills)
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