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I'm a systematically disappointing spin-off of the best friend you'll ever have and the worst enemy you'll ever make. I hate the third month of the year, I love Betty White, I fear old age, I'm a decent writer, an okay pianist, a terrible jack-in-the-box of puns and tear jerking one liners, and I can't dance.
I make every error of human reasoning, I don't break promises, I'm not a solipsist, I can't waste time, I'm a hypocrite, & a flirtatious cornucopia of cliche causes and ironic effects. My heart and my head are the same like in shrimp, and I'm begging just begging to get my heart broken by the next Byronic hero that walks by.
Give me a polar bear, and I'll give you my soul-which is nothing but a blissful reminder of why you miss childhood, and a spinning vortex of stinging insecurities and paralyzing self-doubt.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be me, go to bed at 2am, wake up at 5am, and fold your underwear over and over and over again until 1:30pm.
I wish certain people wouldn’t try to recreate past relationships with new ones when they can just..have the past relationship back.
SHE’S A PSYCHO. BE PREPARED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.
I wish boyfriends would stop…being mad at their girlfriends for doing girlfriend things. I wish girlfriends didn’t get the silent treatment for days on end, and spend each weekend crying.
I’M SORRY I CALLED YOU. IM SORRY I GAVE YOU A HICKY. IM FUCKING SORRY.
I wish I could care about school more. But the tears keep flowing.
I wish some people would just admit that they’re gay and stop dating females when it’s REALLY obvious. I also wish that along with balls, their parents could have taught them manners when growing up.
I wish that couples had two seperate entities, and just because one thing one person in the relationship likes, THE OTHER ONE HAS TO LIKE. “omg we have all the same friends, same crushes, same orientation, same interests, same favourite bands, same everythinggggg”
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I wish for a lot of impossible fucking things.
I guess the most impossible of all is that I wish for, the ability to catch a break. I wish that something, from somewhere unexplainable and unpredictable, would just fall from the sky right the fuck in front of me, and change absolutely everything for the better. Not necessarily for the best…but just any change will do. So long as it doesn’t involve death.
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